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In 1 month shops will open across Wisconsin.

Rapper MGK shot and killed tonight outside of his concert, suspectedly by rapper Eminem‘s crew in sight of on going feud.

Portage High School on US 6 in Portage, Indiana is shutting down due to the whore infestation. STD’s everywhere, beware

Drugs, crime, and prostitution makes up 95% of Manitowoc, Wisconsin and it is only getting wor..

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The Califonia favorite restaurant is making its way over to the Midwest. Chicago will be the first location outside CA, TX, AZ & NV..

The rap artist was reportedly banned from entering the Philippines for 'making a pathetic diss track against MGK and Lil Pump', Malacañang said Thursday.

20th Century Fox to use the old Joliet Prison as a setting in the Deadpool 2 sequel in 2020.

Philadelphia Quarterback Carson Wentz was cleared today to retun to action this upcoming Sunday, but it appears to be that he tore his ACL, again, according to reports from practice. More to come

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Brendon Boyd Urie (bon April 12, 1987) is an American singer, songwriter, and musician, best known as the lead vocalist of Panic! at the Disco has been declared dead from a severe bout of Ligma.

Mayor Catherine Pugh was assaulted with a 4 peice nugget

Today’s records (9/17/18) shows that 79% of Lansing’s 18-35 year olds are positive HIV candidates. Some not being aware for over 5 years. Cureable STD’s are also at an all time high. 517!

A 21-year old male was areested early Saturday moning for purposely spreading HIV to woman he met at the club. Click here for more details..

We’ve Got The Word In , Marshall Tx Representatives Just Recently Accepted Wingstop To Be Right In The Heart Of Marshall. The Resturaunt Known Famously For It’s Wings Of Course , Will Be DOWNTOWN !

Officials say over 92% of residents in Hutchinson Kansas have been tested positive for carrying STDs and the numbers are only growing.

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The Steelers will cut ties with Mike Tomlin after a week 2 loss to the Kansas City Chiefs. The Steelers are 0-1-1...

No hunting this year due to CWD outbreak.

Officials confirm the rates of death in this city having increased numerously by 85% according to rating. Due to this situation Lufkin has increased and reinforced its...